The Sweet Delight
Nancy "Gnomageddon" Boi
The gnome before you stands with the arrogance of a being much taller. Her tight leather cat suit has been died a bright shade of blue and her unnaturally pink hair has been pulled into girlish tails. You can't tell if shes about to greet or murder you.
Nancy “Gnomageddon” Boi
Female gnome barbarian (drunken brute) 10 (Pathfinder RPG Advanced Player’s Guide 78)
CG Small humanoid (gnome)
Init 3 armor, 34)
Fort 5, Will 9 (1d2+2 plus 1d6 fire plus 1d6 fire)
Special Attacks hatred, rage (25 rounds/day), rage powers (animal fury, beast totemAPG, beast totem, greaterAPG, beast totem, lesserAPG, liquid courageAPG)
Spell-Like Abilities (CL 10th; concentration 10; CMB 4 to jump), Bluff 2 Perception
Languages Common, Gnome, Sylvan
SQ gnome magic, raging drunk
Other Gear catskin leatherUE, fists of furyAPG, 3,589 gp
Animal Fury (Ex) Gain a d4 bite attack while raging
Beast Totem +3 to Natural Armor while raging.
Beast Totem, Greater (Su) Pounce ability and 1d8 claw damage while raging
Beast Totem, Lesser (Su) Gain 2 d6 claw attacks while raging
Blind-Fight Re-roll misses because of concealment, other benefits.
Damage Reduction (2/-) You have Damage Reduction against all attacks.
Death from Above Gain +5 bonus on attack rolls when charging from higher ground or flying
Death or Glory +4 Gain +4 on attack, damage, and critical rolls vs. Large or larger opponents
Defensive Training +4 Gain a dodge bonus to AC vs. monsters of the Giant subtype.
Gnome Magic Add 1 to the DCs of any saving throws to resist illusion spells cast.
Hatred +1 Gain a bonus to attack vs. goblinoid/reptilian humanoids.
Improved Uncanny Dodge (Lv >=14) (Ex) Retain DEX bonus to AC when flat-footed. You cannot be flanked unless the attacker is Level 14.
Liquid Courage (max Each alchoholic drink consumed grants +1 to save vs. mind-affecting effects.
Low-Light Vision See twice as far as a human in dim light, distinguishing color and detail.
Power Attack -3/6 You can subtract from your attack roll to add to your damage.
Rage (25 rounds/day) (Ex) +4 Str, +4 Con, +2 to Will saves, -2 to AC when enraged.
Raging Drunk (Ex) Move action: consume alchohol – this round does not count against rounds of rage/day.
Trap Sense +3 (Ex) +3 bonus on reflex saves and AC against traps.
Gnomageddon (in this article we use her assumed name as to use her given name almost always ends in death) was born in a common town to a common family. Her father was a middling tailor and an amateur cobbler. He wanted a son to carry on his great legacy of making mediocre clothes for the big-folk but alas shortly after Gnomageddon came into the world her mother had passed away.
The next several years were filled with a father who despite all of his best efforts couldn’t quite keep the fact that he regretted his daughters gender entirely hidden. This of course led to an incredibly angry and rebellious teenager and as an adult she became even more so.
Eventually she left the town in which she was born and assumed the mantle that she would one day make legend. Gnomageddon would be a story that all the little-folk heard. Her name would be on the lips of every bard from coast to coast and beyond!
To this end she took up with the pirate crew after wrestling their previous muscle, a burly orc named Audrian, to the ground. She’s been with the crew ever since.